i was thinking i might go out and party tonight after the big LAKER WIN and there were a few spots i was considering stopping by but nothing really struck my fancy or sounded too great so i started to wonder WWJD?
being a nice jewish girl and all i really have NO CLUE so i decided to do a little research and heres what i found . . .
AND for the record the internet never lies:
10. HE would go to FAKE JERUSALEM at the holy land theme park in florida
9. HE would attend a GAY WEDDING once in his life
8. HE would LIE to atheists
7. HE would RUSH if he went to usc
6. HE would SHOP at american apparel
5. HE would order a LARGE CAPUCCINO and leave a big tip
4. HE would listen to his friend whine about her 3rd breakup with the same SCHMUCK
3. HE would be able to read your POKER FACE
2. HE would NOT f*ck with a "lukewarm mess"
1. HE would cry AFTER sex
"The last christian died on the cross" RT @Friedrich Nietzche, German Philosopher born 1844.
