its challenging to sum up the hunky jewish rapper slash sex symbol known to most as THE KING OF BRUNCH or @thefatjew on paper. he redefines the words "party animal" and goes by aliases like fatrick jewing and jew diamond phillips. people call him an assortment of names from jewbix cube and jew pinella to jewlysses s. grant to jewbacca and jewther vandross. however the fat jew is a renaissance man and technically more FAMOUS IN JAPAN than hello kitty?!
the fat jew is a key element in his new york bred rap group called TEAM FACELIFT who was recently signed to rapper buckshots label called DUCK DOWN RECORDS. along with his copilots machine and alden "karim shallah" pact and producer tommy bermuda the facelift gang has basically done to the rap game what elton john and liberace did to being gay. they are fancy as f_ck and doing it big like ricki lakes thighs in 1994!
aside from being extraordinarily gifted at rapping @thefatjew is hilariously funny. he has hosted a variety of RED CARPET EVENTS with the e! network and mtv and has also appeared on numerous youtube programs such as mets weekly. and @thefatjew has an awesome sense of style too! he is heavily into manicures and getting his hair did and pinky rings. but also has an acute sense for the finer things in life like hand painted denim and tom sellecks mustache and kimonos and getting dusted and quite frankly 69-ing to rap videos at the holiday inn.
if you havent heard team facelifts most recent album entitled MIXED EMOTIONS then you should for sure cop it stat. plus check out @toechamp's summer mixtape series and stay tuned for upcoming projects from @shamlessmgmt. the bottom line is: it either happens or it does.
