WORLD'S HOTTEST CAUCASIANS

L.A. Lakers Slovenian guard called "The Machine" aka Sasha Vujacic has gotten engaged to Russian girlfriend and tennis star Maria Sharapova. "We are engaged and are both really happy," said the NBA player - This officially makes them the hottest caucasian couple ever...sigh*

#NBADraft

Today the Los Angeles Lakers acquired two new players in the NBA Draft. Please help me welcome Devin Ebanks from West Virginia and Derrick Caracter from the University of Texas El Paso to the best basketball city in the world!!!

Al-Farouq Aminu from Wake Forest and Willie Warren from Oklahoma got drafted to our other home team the L.A. Clippers. While the Sacramento Kings chose DeMarcus Cousins from Kentucky and Hassan Whiteside from Marshall and the Golden State Warriors got Ekpe Udoh.

BOSTON SUCKS

DRIPS FROM ABOVE

Ups to boys in butter & jelly first and foremost - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics tonight in Game-7, 83 to 79 making us the 2010 NBA Champions. This is the 16th title for Los Angeles in franchise history and the 5th for tonight's MVP, Kobe Bryant.

More good news for L.A. - Our hometown rap veteran Xzibit became a father for the 2nd time yesterday on the birthday of the late great Tupac Shakur. Baby boy Gatlyn Joiner arrived in good health at 7:59am weighing 6 lbs, 6oz.

And to top it all off our favorite 90210 fake deejay has gotten engaged to the hottest tatted-up vixen on earth - Brian Austin Green made a beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii with a 2-carat monster from Excalibur jewelry in Beverly Hills. And Megan Fox said yes.

Back-to-Back victory heading in for that 3-Peat. So Westcoast! So everywhere! Los Angeles is the greatest city in the world . . . L.A. all day! You know how we do ;$$$

3 DOWN 1 TO GO

Shannon Brown, L.A. Lakers Guard No. 12

dunking on the Boston Celtics in Game 6.

PHUK PHOENIX

Los Angeles Lakers' Head Coach, Phil Jackson released the following statement this morning clarifying his lack of involvement in the current immigration controversy:

"I've been involved in a number of progressive political issues over the years and I support those who stand up for their beliefs. It is what makes this country great. I have respect for those who oppose the new Arizona Immigration Law, but I am wary of putting entire sports organizations in the middle of political controversies. This was the message of my statement. I know other feel differently, even in the Lakers organization, but it was a personal statement. In this regard, it is my wish that this statement NOT be used by either side to rally activists."

Either way, the Los Angeles Lakers are going to beat the Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference Finals making this their 7th consecutive Western Conference victory.