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...It's actually supposed to be Xzibit but you get the idea.

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Ups to boys in butter & jelly first and foremost - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics tonight in Game-7, 83 to 79 making us the 2010 NBA Champions. This is the 16th title for Los Angeles in franchise history and the 5th for tonight's MVP, Kobe Bryant.

More good news for L.A. - Our hometown rap veteran Xzibit became a father for the 2nd time yesterday on the birthday of the late great Tupac Shakur. Baby boy Gatlyn Joiner arrived in good health at 7:59am weighing 6 lbs, 6oz.

And to top it all off our favorite 90210 fake deejay has gotten engaged to the hottest tatted-up vixen on earth - Brian Austin Green made a beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii with a 2-carat monster from Excalibur jewelry in Beverly Hills. And Megan Fox said yes.

Back-to-Back victory heading in for that 3-Peat. So Westcoast! So everywhere! Los Angeles is the greatest city in the world . . . L.A. all day! You know how we do ;$$$